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APR
23
08

12:00 AM

Review - Final Edition

Time for reviewing how my predictions for the first round went, since this round is now complete.
Scoring has been altered from the last time to be the same as that used on Mac-Central last year (like this.

In sum, I get 3 points for correct team, and 2 extra points for the correct number of games.

Eastern Conference:
Montreal vs Boston - I said Mtl in 6; actually Mtl in 7. 3 points
Pittsburgh vs Ottawa - I said Ott in 7; actually Pitt in 4. 0 points
Washington vs Philadelphia - I said Wash in 6; actually Philly in 7 2 points
New Jersey vs NY Rangers - I said NJ in 6; NYR in 5. 0 points

For the Western Conference:
Detroit vs Nashville - I said Detroit in 4; actually Det in 6. 3 points
San Jose vs Calgary - I said SJ in 5; actually SJ in 7. 3 points
Minnesota vs Colorado - I said Col in 6; actually Col in 6 5 points
Anaheim vs Dallas - I said Ana in 7; actually Dal in 6. 0 points


Score: 16/40, for 40%. That was bad... I had 22 points at this stage last year. The leader had 27 points.

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APR
22
08

12:00 AM

Predictions - Round 2

For the Eastern Conference:
Montreal (1) vs Philadelphia (6) - Montreal in 6 games
Pittsburgh (2) vs New York Rangers (5) - Pittsburgh in 7 games

For the Western Conference:
Detroit (1) vs Colorado (6) - Detroit in 6 games
San Jose (2) vs Dallas (5) - Dallas in 6 games

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APR
17
08

12:00 AM

Review

Time for reviewing how my predictions for the first round went, since we are probably half-way into the first round.

This has been the worst year for me, out of the three in which I have been prediction .
Scoring is simple. 1 point for correct team, 2 points for correct number of games, 3 points for both.
For the Eastern Conference:
Montreal (1) vs Boston (8) - I said Montreal in 6; currently, Montreal leads 3-2. Score: 3/3
*Pittsburgh (2) vs Ottawa (7) - I said Ottawa in 7; Ottawa got swept 4-0. Score: 0/3
*Washington (3) vs Philadelphia (6) - I said Washington in 6; currently, Philly leads 3-1. Score: 0/3
New Jersey (4) vs New York Rangers (5) - I said NJ in 6; currently, Rangers lead 3-1. Score: 1/3

For the Western Conference:
Detroit (1) vs Nashville (8) - I said Detroit in 4; series tied 2-2. Score: ?/?
San Jose (2) vs Calgary (7) - I said San Jose in 5 games; currently, series tied 2-2. Score: 1/3
Minnesota (3) vs Colorado (6) - I am NOT going to jinx this. *Anaheim (4) vs Dallas (5) - I said Anaheim in 7 games; currently, Stars lead 3-1. Score: 0/3


Score: 5/18, for 28%. That was bad .

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APR
16
08

12:00 AM

Canadian Commentators

I hate watching hockey games on Canadian networks, or those involving Canadian teams.

Instead of the play-by-play announcer calling the game as-is, and the color commentator chiming in as needed, the Canadian commentators supply their useless anecdotes once every two minutes, sometimes more often, thus making it extremely difficult to enjoy the game, at all. This is coupled with the very obvious (despite their best attempts to make it subtle) cheers for the Canadian team.

The first on the list of annoying commentators is none other than Jim Hughson, who not only says completely retarded things, but also makes sure that he adds absolutely no insight while doing so. The situation is not helped by the fact that his voice is shrill and annoying, either. Hughson is probably the only play-by-play analyst that announces the game EXACTLY the same both in real life and in the video game series (EA Sport's NHL series).

One example of this phenomenon was presented today, when the commentator stated the following: "Bob, if only Ottawa had won game three. Who would have known where this series would be going right now". Clearly, Ottawa did not win game three, and also it really obvious that, (a) you WANT Ottawa to win and (b) that the series would clearly be in a different situation if Ottawa did indeed win any game.

For the record, Ottawa got swept by Pittsburgh today.

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APR
14
08

12:00 AM

Frowning

"Don't frown because it's over, smile because it happened."
Pretty applicable quote right now...I will miss school a bit (not the homework part, but the slacking off part) in the summer.

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APR
11
08

12:00 AM

Final Jeopardy Clue

From the top ten most populous cities in the United States, the only one which does not have all four major sports teams.

You have 30 seconds to work it out, good luck.

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APR
10
08

12:00 AM

Game 1 - Colorado at Minnesota

Avalanche lead 1-0

Forsberg, Foote and Sakic have won two Cups with the Avs and here's hoping to the third one!

The first game of the best-of-seven series started out dynamite, as was expected for the two teams (Minnesota was the Northwest division champion and Colorado finished their season on a six-game undefeated streak). I started watching the game 12 minutes into the first period, thanks to the retarded New York New Jersey game (which sucked by the way).

The first period of the game was clearly dominated by the Wild, with their (one of the best) special teams in the league clearly dominating on the power play, though they were thankfully scoreless. It did not help that Colorado took stupid penalties (such as the holding call on a 1-on-3 in the defensive zone for Colorado).

The neutral zone game was also better for Minnesota in the first period. The tone for the series was set early, which dictated that the series would be very physical. If anyone was to save Colorado's game, it was Jose Theodore in this period.

Things changed in the second period of the game. Unlike the first period, Colorado moved the puck well and won the 'little battles'. The Avalanche were rewarded by the Sauer goal, which also set the momentum for the rest of the period by quieting the sold-out Xcel Energy Center crowd. Theodore continued his marvelous goaltending this period, also. A later goal by Ryan Smyth was also a knee-jerker for the Wild, whose #4 penalty killing in the regular season clearly did not shine.

The third period was by far the most exciting one of the hockey game, by far. Though both teams appeared calm at the start of the period, Minnesota dominated early on, getting two goals to tie the affair at 2-2. The second goal, which came on the power play, must have hurt Foote personally, who couldn't clear the puck despite two attempts to do so.

However, after the Colorado timeout, the game was very intense and physical. Backstrom and Theodore both made solid saves, with the former being aided by the crossbar and left post on two occasions. Keith Carney's attempt to smother the puck in the crease led to a penalty shot for Ryan Smyth, who blew it by not going for Backstrom's five-hole.

In overtime, Joe Sakic finished the game by scoring his 8th (9?) career overtime playoff goal, thereby passing Mauric "Rocket" Richard in the all-time list in that category. Avalanche lead the series 1-0.

Three Stars:

1. Joe Sakic
2. Jose Theodore
3. --Ryan Smyth--

* "--" indicates player was chosen arbitrarily (could be from other team).

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APR
9
08

12:00 AM

Can't Wait

Can't wait for the playoffs!!!

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APR
6
08

12:00 AM

That Time of the Year

It's that time of the year; that's right.... NHL playoff time. Unfortunately, there is no thread on Mac Central, so I am making my predictions here.
For the Eastern Conference:
Montreal (1) vs Boston (8) - Montreal in 6 games
*Pittsburgh (2) vs Ottawa (7) - Ottawa in 7 games
*Washington (3) vs Philadelphia (6) - Washington in 6 games
New Jersey (4) vs New York Rangers (5) - New Jersey in 6 games

For the Western Conference:
Detroit (1) vs Nashville (8) - Detroit in 4 games
San Jose (2) vs Calgary (7) - San Jose in 5 games
Minnesota (3) vs Colorado (6) - Colorado in 6 games
*Anaheim (4) vs Dallas (5) - Anaheim in 7 games

The starred ones were hard to predict. As usual, I threw in some unconventional predictions in there, for fun
This should be a good playoffs. Can't wait for them to start!

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APR
5
08

12:00 AM

Payola

Thankfully, in relation to yesterday's post, stuff was better today... doesnt change the "a-detesto lup" portion, though.
Word of the day - Payola

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APR
4
08

12:00 AM

Post May Contain Swearing

Lo sali, bolamos (four-five people) das ethanol buvna. Kub boloe kay na buvo (kuyason el deeno), een mard (the numbr-yuk faggot ) bolae: "Peut-etre this is why saan angry tod el dinans". I stayed quiet, but in retrospect I shouldnt have. R chimed in and said el naam das el homo, but what was that to acheive?
I was going to say: "Maybe that's why sas yuk faggot; as fuck too much in the ass. Maybe if saas normal and furas ourtans, rather than mardans, you wouldn't be such a god damn racist you cock sucking fag." A-detesto lup! "Waste of sperm" (commonly posted on Digg) is applicable in this situation (I didnt think that phrase would be applicable in many situations, to be honest).
Alas, patience is sometimes better to have. God knows wtf would have happened had I said the above sentence. Hopefully tomorrow goes better at work.
Sorry for the swearing...I am just pissed right now.

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APR
3
08

12:00 AM

What Is The Government

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "Daddy, what is politics?"
Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
1. I'm the head of the family, so call me the president
2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government.
3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people.
4. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class.
5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future.

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense and tell me what you think in the morning."
So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room.
Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says proudly to his father, "Dad, I understand the concept of politics now!"
The father says, "Good, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"
The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is lying in a pile of deep shit".

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